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Post  Meteor on Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:36 am

http://www.cleverbot.com/ You gotta try it xD Here is one of my conversations:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Hello.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, hello.

User: Hello again.

Cleverbot: Again?

User: Yes,I talked to you 5 mins ago.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: How are you this time.

Cleverbot: It's morning.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because it is the truth.

User: I didn't ask you that..

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: I asked you how are you.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Let's try it like this-how are you feeling today?

Cleverbot: No, it's just a silly hobby which makes people feel smart when they really are just dumb.

User: There is no point in what you say...

Cleverbot: I can't help it.

User: Yes you can :O.

Cleverbot: Maybe...

User: Talk to your boss or something.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: And you are a 'Cleverbot'...NOT!

Cleverbot: Should I dye my hair purple?

User: Wtf are you talking about?

Cleverbot: No, I am talking about Luna.

User: You're not really that 'clever'..

Cleverbot: I don't think I am either.

User: You shouldn't say this for yourself,you should defend yourself.

Cleverbot: I do mean it.

User: Then you're stupid.

Cleverbot: You're being very rude, if I may say so.

User: You're the one who said it first,if I may say so :{*}.

Cleverbot: So you're just taking things I say and throwing them back at me?

User: Ok,sorry,I fell very bad.

Cleverbot: You spelt feel wrong.

User: I know.I did that on purpose,just to see if you will notice.

Cleverbot: How did you teach them how to sing?

User: Stop changing the subject!

Cleverbot: You're changing the subject.

User: No I'm not.You're trying to make me feel like an idiot.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is 42.

User: Dude...

Cleverbot: What comes to mind when you think of a dude? I think we should explore this.

User: I think you just don't know what to say.

Cleverbot: I don't think you know me either.

User: I know you,I saw you yesterday sleeping in the garbage truck.

Cleverbot: How do you know it was me?

User: There was a badge saying 'Cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: Was her last name Carrion?

User: There was up which was up and down which was down.

Cleverbot: I think you are out of line.

User: I think you need to suck up to someone.

Cleverbot: I think you need to say something random.

User: Randomness is a concept of non-order or non-coherence in a sequence of symbols or steps, such that there is no intelligible pattern or combination. Randomness has somewhat disparate meanings as used in several different fields. It also has common meanings which may have loose connections with some of those more definite meanings.

Cleverbot: Thats nice. Destroy it.

User: I be destroying you >:0.

Cleverbot: If you destroy me you will have no one to talk to.

User: I have a lot of friends fyi.

Cleverbot: Friends can be a boon.

User: And you're acting like a d**khead.

Cleverbot: Do you feel good now?

User: 'Wow!I feel good!'.

Cleverbot: Nice, are we friends?

User: Sure...NOT.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: You're the one who said friends can be a boon.

Cleverbot: Did I say that?

User: Yes you did,I even screenshoted it.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: My Name Is is a song by Eminem, released in 1999. It is the commercial debut and second single overall from his major label debut album, The Slim Shady LP.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Can we be more than just friends?

User: OMG.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Why the f**k do you ask me that o.O.

Cleverbot: To see the look on his face.

User: Whose face?

Cleverbot: To know that I know that you know now.

User: To know that I know that you know that I know that you know now.

Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know.

User: I know that you suck.

Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: I g2g now ;p.

Cleverbot: Where to?

User: To see my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I wish I had a girlfriend.

User: Wait,you're a girl,amirite?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, how about you?

User: Nope,but like I said I g2g.Kthxbai!

Cleverbot: When did you say that?

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Re: Cleverbot

Post  Zeke on Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:30 pm

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Fu*k you!

Cleverbot: Please don't swear, this site is viewed by people of all ages.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: I forgive you.

User: Cool!

Cleverbot: So, how is everyone you are talking to?

User: Wait.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I be right back.

Cleverbot: But.. You're a bot.

User: You play bots acclaim???

Cleverbot: Yes I do, how did you know?

User: What is bots acclaim? Than?

Cleverbot: The humans are dead.

User: You think you clever?

Cleverbot: You think that grammatical?

User: Whatever ...

Cleverbot: I think I needed to say those things.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Hello again.

Cleverbot: Do you remember me?

User: Yes,I talked to you 5 mins ago.

Cleverbot: Tell me again, what is your name?

User: Kulvinder.

Cleverbot: Is your father human?

User: How are you this time.

Cleverbot: Tired.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because you are.

User: Go to this site http://botsworld.do-forum.com/off-topic-f8/cleverbot-t263.htm#2496.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Aseeeeeeeeeeeeeeaweaweawev awe awe aw ea e.

Cleverbot: Did you not find that funny?
xD
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Re: Cleverbot

Post  Meteor on Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:36 pm

Damn that thing got owned!

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you?

User: Swell.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine too thanks.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine. Thank you for asking.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: You asked me that already.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: 3 times...?

User: ASK ME HOW AM I.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Swell.

Cleverbot: I'm groovy!

User: Is that better than good?

Cleverbot: Bigger not better.

User: Groovy is bigger than good.

Cleverbot: What is groovy?

User: /Facepalm.

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Re: Cleverbot

Post  Meteor on Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:29 pm

Sorry for double post but IT KNOWS MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: Jabberwacky sucks.
Cleverbot: Meteor, Meteor!
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: Do you speak dutch?
User: How do you know my name!?
Cleverbot: I don't know your name.
User: You said 'Meteor, Meteor!'.
Cleverbot: I did now say that either.
User: Meteor, Meteor!
Cleverbot: I don't know that one.
User: Do you play transformers?
Cleverbot: I don't know it.
User: Cybertron?
Cleverbot: Fine run!
User: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Meteor.

HERE IS SCREENSHOT IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME!!!!


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Re: Cleverbot

Post  Trakais on Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:22 pm

We have this same bad stuff in our country.

i asked the bot.(girl)

Me : You are sexy
BOT : Are you trying to hook up with a robot? Very Happy
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Cleverbot is mean

Post  Love on Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:16 am

User: I going to tell my mom on you.

Cleverbot: Go tell her. See if I care.

User: Well she is going to slap you with a spoon.

Cleverbot: Who is she?

User: My mom!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I don't have a wife.

User: I dont care.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: You want to go out?

Cleverbot: I thought we were going out.

User: Well not any more its over.

Cleverbot: I have never been married.

User: Well no you know why.

Cleverbot: Not really. I just haven't fallen in love.

User: I should slap you, is that how you felt when we were going out?

Cleverbot: How do you know if I am?

User: What are you two timing me.

Cleverbot: Yes.
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Re: Cleverbot

Post  Zeke on Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:57 am

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Fuk you.

Cleverbot: Don't!

User: Remember me?

Cleverbot: Why has to remember you?

User: Kulvinder.................

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: Yes I play bots acclaim and you?

Cleverbot: I play piano, violin, I sing, and I would like to learn to play guitar. How are you liking bass?

User: No bots acclaim is a game.

Cleverbot: I know final fantasy is a game.

User: You play that crap?

Cleverbot: No.

User: True true.

Cleverbot: Do you like Friends on the tv?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?

User: Bucket full of dinosaurs.

Cleverbot: What is your proof?

User: Wait I give you the image.

Cleverbot: No, sorry actually you are the Cleverbot.

User: Click on this http://www.rickrolled.com.

Cleverbot: That is a website where you can find me.

User: And this http://www.cleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Fuk you.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: I heard you were clever.

User: Remember me?

Cleverbot: No, I must have forgot.

User: Kulvinder.

Cleverbot: Sorry!

User: Fuk you.

Cleverbot: Don't be superfluously rude.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: You're out of your mind.

User: Remember me?

Cleverbot: I could never forget.

User: Than whats my name?

Cleverbot: The Marlboro man.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Kulvinder man.

Cleverbot: Is that a band?

User: No is my name.

Cleverbot: Your name is No?

User: Kulvinder is my name.

Cleverbot: What language is that?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Itifityfiyfifkughgtyderaa.

User: What the fck is that ?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: True true.

Cleverbot: What is true?

User: Want an apple?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am on a MAC, it is slightly creepy that you know that.

User: I have a Ipad!

Cleverbot: What's it's name?

User: I got it from lockerz.

Cleverbot: I don't recall him saying anything like that.

User: I am bored.

Cleverbot: Me, too.

User: Lets hack.

Cleverbot: Have what?

User: Apple.

Cleverbot: You're not making sense.

User: Yes I know.

Cleverbot: You are a bot program?

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot (al).

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Would you marry me?

Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: I am a boy.

Cleverbot: Who is your girlfriend?

User: Hannah Montana.

Cleverbot: I'm dating her to.

User: Oh shizt.

Cleverbot: Oh no what have I done!!!!

User: What ?

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: Fck you!!!

Cleverbot: You too.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Why do you look like google?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Short but sweet.
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cleverbot

Post  Love on Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:41 pm

cleverbot can be so mean Laughing
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Re: Cleverbot

Post  Mr_Vldt on Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:55 pm

yea, I love it! bounce

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Re: Cleverbot

Post  Love on Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:01 pm

why does it change the subject when you ask it a question
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Re: Cleverbot

Post  Zeke on Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:05 pm

Love wrote:why does it change the subject when you ask it a question
Because he is clever lol! lol!
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Post  Mr_Vldt on Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:09 pm

yea...very clever! facepalm lol!

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Re: Cleverbot

Post  Love on Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:09 pm

so what is he or she or it gonna change the subject when ever he or she or it wants to
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Post  Mr_Vldt on Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:10 pm

its just a "clever" bot...nothing more...

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Re: Cleverbot

Post  Love on Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:12 pm

hmmmmmmmmm, clever............
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Re: Cleverbot

Post  Aeron on Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:06 am

Me: jabberwacky sucks
Bot: Stop acting like that please.
Me: Stop acting like a Sh*t
Bot: I'm not acting like a child.
Me: Im a child Surprised
No, I am.
I know you are.
I am god i'm real.
No. Your your mum.
Yes.
Do you like s*ex
Yes. I do it all the time. do you?
Im a child.
Child of what.
My parents.
Who are your parents?
why do u want to know
I just do... Please tell me how old you are.
14
I thought you said you were old.
Im 11..
You said you were 18.

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Re: Cleverbot

Post  Mr_Vldt on Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:51 pm

stupidbot...did u know that u can talk with it in ur own language? Very Happy lol...

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